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| Things fall apart! |
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his english wasnt perfect they got along very well. One day he rushed to the solicitor's and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The solicitor said that getting a divorce would depend on circumstances and asked him the following questions: Have u any grounds? Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home No, i mean what is the foundation of this case It made of concrete I don't think u understand. Does either of u have a real grudge No, we have a carport and not need one I mean what are your relations like All my relations are in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage We have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player Does your wife beat u up No i always up before her Is your wife a nagger No she white Why do u want this divorce She going to kill me What makes u think that I got proof What kind of proof She going to poison me She bought a bottle at drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English well and it say: POLISH REMOVER!!!!!
